Chambers and Malone

— Cheers, Cheerio Cheers

— Cheers, Father Knows Last

Standards and Practices Takes a Holiday - January 20, 1983.

After watching Sam’s beer commercial…

Sam: Come on, admit it, I was good.  Hey, come on, say it!  I was good!

Diane: You were okay.

Sam: I wasn’t okay, I was good.  What it’s gonna do, kill you to admit that I was good?

Diane: Alright.  You were g—… g—…

Sam: (squeezes her face to form the word) Good.  Good.  (slaps her on the back to unstick the word)

Diane: You were okay.  (smiles)  You were good.

— Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone

Diane’s opinion matters.

“I certainly have to hand it to you Sammy, you throw one hell of a press conference.”

— Norm Peterson, Cheers, Strange Bedfellows

— Cheers, Rebound Part 2

A healthy beginning indeed.  Good thing they’re over each other.

“The fact remains that no matter what the cost, a ring is above all else, a symbol of the feelings that two people have for each other.  So truly Sam, this is the ring I want.”

— Diane Chambers, Cheers, Diamond Sam

Diane glances over at Woody and a young woman at the bar.

Diane: Look, Sam… Could we be in on the inception of a budding romance?

Sam: You talking about a foursome here?

— Cheers, Woody Goes Belly Up

Carla: Boy, this party stinks.

Diane: (to Sam) Well, maybe we should do something to help pick it up, huh?

Sam: I got an idea.  Listen, why don’t you go back to my office… uh… top drawer of my desk, you’ll find two tassels and a g-string.  I’ll hum Night Train…

— Cheers, Friends, Romans and Accountants

— Cheers, Suspicion

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